"TG: im crafting a new dance move
TG: to shock the shit out of asses in pants
TG: fred astaires ghost will weep in the arms of his own nimble rotting corpse
GC: WH4T 1S YOUR N3W MOV3 D4V3 >:?
TG: its called
TG: the smug cracker parlor wiggle"

oh dave, such a cool kid

"

Before you can grow up, you must fall in love 3 times.
Once you must fall in love with your best friend, ruining your friendship forever. This will teach you who your true friends are, and the fine line between friendship and more.

Once you must fall in love with someone you believe to be perfect. You will learn that no one is perfect, and that you should never be treated as any less than you deserve.

And once you must fall in love with someone that is exactly like you. This will teach you about who you are, and who you want to be.

And when you’re through with all that, you learn that the people who care about you the most are the ones that you hurt, and the ones that hurt you are the ones that you needed the most.

But most of all, you learn that love is only a concept and is not something that can be defined, it is different to each person that experiences it. And you will learn to respect each and every person on this earth, knowing that everyone only wants to be loved.

"

(via kidnappedincolor)

"Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire."

"Greetings Princess. It is I, Carlos the Dwarf. The dragon has been slain and you’re free to rule your kingdom."

Daniel Desario: Freaks and Geeks

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Lindsay:	Dad, give me one good reason why there can't be a woman president.
Dad:	It's called, three irrational days per month. Now, I would have no issue with the other 27 but, we're talking about the atomic bomb here!

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thedailywhat:

Kunisaki: “one hundred and ninety nine”

Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin.

Inspired by the following passage from A. A. Milne’s classic children’s book:

“Pooh, promise you won’t forget about me, ever. Not even when I’m a hundred.”
Pooh thought a little.
“How old shall I be then?”
“Ninety-nine.”
Pooh nodded.
“I promise.” He said.

[more.]

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time. The ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn burn burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars."

Jack Kerouac (via hydrogen)

Does the colour of deep space make your nipples pointy Bowie? Do you use your pointy nipples as antennae to transmit data back to earth? I bet you do you freaky old bastard you.

fuckyeahalicia:

xknifeslingerx:(via dewymorning)

"Stuck in a shuttle with Mr. Spock for 12 hours. I brought a clicky pen to play with. Let’s see if he cracks."

BonesMcCoy (via fandomslut) (via iswearthistimeitsforreal) (via fuckyeahalicia)

"I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing."

Neil Gaiman (via higher) (via evoke) (via parachuteshark)

(I love Neil Gaiman)

John Green is one of my favorite authors, ever ;A; <3

amaekko:

this book.. ♥

babypanda:goodluckspider: (via sabino)

"I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re kind of a son of a bitch."

Royal Tenenbaums